This looks a bit like an advertisement from the late 80s, but no. This is what I ate for lunch on Friday with Elise.

Some might call it disgusting.  Some might call it an affront to nature. Some might not be far off.

However, I call it Gold Star Food.

Gold Star Food is food that, when consumed together and enjoyed as a classy delicacy, should earn you a gold star. Because frankly, such foods, when consumed together and enjoyed as a classy delicacy, are really rather frightful.

It’s a mighty feat. And conquering such a feat should result, at the very least, in the receiving of a gold star.

And possibly a heart attack. But that’s another story.