You know those “Break In Case of Emergency” boxes that contain a fire extinguisher, or fire alarm, or generally fire-related anti-mayhem materials.

That was my day personified.

Except in my little glass box wasn’t an extinguisher or alarm or fire – though fire is fun when you’re roasting marshmallows over it.

No, no. Inside my box was a bottle of chocolate milk.

And it made everything better.