How many Eggo Waffles, are too many Eggo Waffles?

I’m asking for a friend. Of course. (Disregard the ice cream containers. Just…move along.)

Do eggs have an expiration date?

If yes, what happens if you use eggs past the expiration date?

After reading these questions, how many of you would accept a dinner invitation from me?

I’m an expert waffle toaster.